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Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 20	Posted - 2012.04.05 19:34:00 - [1] - Quote Why won't anybody love me for my mind?
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 22	Posted - 2012.04.06 20:35:00 - [2] - Quote Darth Gustav wrote: Zimmy Zeta wrote: Darth Gustav wrote: [Zimmy Zeta] Why do those pirates continue to put up The Blockade? [ holy maccaroni, batman, do you know me? have you been around some years ago when i was totally drunk and actually tried to negotiate in local with Kruul to release the damsel? ...good old times....] Why will Kruul never listen? And those wretched Seven... Poor old Kruul. Always ends up the same for him-- DNA in somebody's cargo hold.
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 22	Posted - 2012.04.06 20:41:00 - [3] - Quote [Jandice Ymladris] OK campers, follow me!
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 22	Posted - 2012.04.09 18:18:00 - [4] - Quote How did I end up with a monkey ear?
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 22	Posted - 2012.04.10 14:12:00 - [5] - Quote When I'm not driving spaceships, I play guitar for Black Sabbath.
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 23	Posted - 2012.04.12 17:31:00 - [6] - Quote Yes, I did just pinch your toosh. Shall I do it again?
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 28	Posted - 2012.04.27 20:01:00 - [7] - Quote Yeah, I did, what about it? You've never passed gas?
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 29	Posted - 2012.04.30 14:24:00 - [8] - Quote [Kirra] Why yes, I do have the world's only Eurodub trance ambient electronica implant.
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 29	Posted - 2012.05.02 18:48:00 - [9] - Quote This is the sexy face I use when I'm on the cover of guy magazines. I have a different one for when I'm on the cover of girl fashion magazines.
Khergit Deserters Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 30	Posted - 2012.05.09 19:09:00 - [10] - Quote No, I didn't copy that idiot Dark Shadows movie. I looked like this first.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 49	Posted - 2012.06.11 16:49:00 - [11] - Quote Which way to look to see the Venus transit? Damn, can't see a think with these things on!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 49	Posted - 2012.06.11 21:35:00 - [12] - Quote [Damitrius] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm in here because all the other GD threads are so boring these days.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 51	Posted - 2012.06.15 15:53:00 - [13] - Quote OK, who drank my last beer? You?
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 51	Posted - 2012.06.18 14:29:00 - [14] - Quote I smell a smell. And yes, I know it was you.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 76	Posted - 2012.07.18 16:28:00 - [15] - Quote "Omigod, I could like, SO go for a frappucino right now!"
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 76	Posted - 2012.07.18 17:31:00 - [16] - Quote "I'll have a green salad... with the cherry tomatoes, and um, cucumbers... and um, some of the feta cheese. And oh yes, some of the pickles!"
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 86	Posted - 2012.08.07 21:53:00 - [17] - Quote Come on, let's go see some pole dancing. I've got my 50 one dollar bills ready for some tipping.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 89	Posted - 2012.08.10 18:00:00 - [18] - Quote I think it's working... yes, it is...! I really do have X-ray vision!!!!!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 91	Posted - 2012.08.10 20:50:00 - [19] - Quote Yeah, I got it. But that joke's still not funny.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 92	Posted - 2012.08.10 21:29:00 - [20] - Quote Can't assume anything though, it makes an ass of u and me...
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 93	Posted - 2012.08.10 22:10:00 - [21] - Quote Today, we are in search of the elusive Sulawesi banded sea snake...
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 101	Posted - 2012.08.13 15:45:00 - [22] - Quote Hurry up and take the photo! I can't hold this serious face for long!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 105	Posted - 2012.08.13 17:29:00 - [23] - Quote Times of weed and no money will get you by better than times of money and no weed.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 109	Posted - 2012.08.14 19:00:00 - [24] - Quote I sure could use a big pile of fish and chips right now.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 109	Posted - 2012.08.14 20:22:00 - [25] - Quote Wow, what a bizarre dream... something about being on a picture board. And everybody guessing what the person above them was thinking. Like, infinitely, with no end. Man, that was disturbing....
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 113	Posted - 2012.08.15 17:38:00 - [26] - Quote It's hard to pick up women with this face, but on the other hand, punks don't mess with me.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 114	Posted - 2012.08.15 19:52:00 - [27] - Quote No! I will nevah take ingrish class! My ingrish is vehy good!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 114	Posted - 2012.08.20 16:49:00 - [28] - Quote The Golden Ratio of 1 : 1.618034 is also often called the Golden Section (Latin: sectio aurea) or Golden Mean.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 115	Posted - 2012.08.21 14:42:00 - [29] - Quote Out of cash, need a new scheme.... Got it! Wet T-shirt contest organizer and judge!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 116	Posted - 2012.08.22 15:15:00 - [30] - Quote Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and When I move 'em they walk around, and When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2012.08.24 21:52:00 - [31] - Quote Did you wash your hands after going to the bathroom? Eh? I thought not.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2012.08.27 18:58:00 - [32] - Quote I'm your downstairs neighbor, and you and your little party are keeping me awake. You can tell by my bed hair.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2012.08.27 21:31:00 - [33] - Quote These dark shades are great for checking out booty. Turn your head one way, shift your eyes the other way and scope it out. Hoo-wee, that's a fine one!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2012.08.28 18:07:00 - [34] - Quote I'd better eat some more watermelons before they go out of season.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2012.08.29 14:27:00 - [35] - Quote Uh, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto...
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 117	Posted - 2012.08.30 21:42:00 - [36] - Quote This 3D movie is pretty cool actually. Damn, where's my popcorn? Can't see anything with these glasses on...
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 122	Posted - 2012.09.04 14:54:00 - [37] - Quote Never forget the power of positive thinking. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 123	Posted - 2012.09.04 19:54:00 - [38] - Quote I know I'm beautiful, and I know they're looking at me. But I'm going to just pretend I don't notice and soak it up. I love being a babe!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 139	Posted - 2012.10.08 18:20:00 - [39] - Quote Go ahead, call me "carrot top" again and see if I don't eff you up.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 141	Posted - 2012.10.11 19:04:00 - [40] - Quote Rainbows and unicorns will get me through. Even in a scuzzy place like this one.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 141	Posted - 2012.10.11 20:18:00 - [41] - Quote Why do guys with leaf blowers like to operate them outside my window at 7:30 AM?
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 141	Posted - 2012.10.11 21:56:00 - [42] - Quote Being Vladimir Putin's bodyguard is good work, but I can't do it forever.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 144	Posted - 2012.10.12 15:15:00 - [43] - Quote My mom said if I make this face, it might freeze that way. Well, it froze that way. And I like it.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 144	Posted - 2012.10.12 21:59:00 - [44] - Quote What, me worry?
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 144	Posted - 2012.10.15 15:50:00 - [45] - Quote OK, which one of you kids knocked over my bucket of paint?
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 146	Posted - 2012.10.15 20:46:00 - [46] - Quote East bound and down, loaded up and truckin', We're gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run. Damn, got an earworm, can't get that damn old song out of my head....
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 147	Posted - 2012.10.17 17:47:00 - [47] - Quote I feel a rumbly in my tumbly.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 152	Posted - 2012.10.22 18:16:00 - [48] - Quote "Why yes, I have had other people say that I look like Bono."
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 156	Posted - 2012.10.23 20:55:00 - [49] - Quote "Heavy boots of lead, full of anger full of dread, da-da da-da da-da dah dah dah daah..." How's the next part go? Ah, screw it, "I AM IRON MAN"
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 159	Posted - 2012.10.25 17:00:00 - [50] - Quote I... I... think I'm doing it! Yes, it's happening! I am MORPHING!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 167	Posted - 2012.11.02 17:51:00 - [51] - Quote If I turn my head just right, I can get FM radio in stereo.... Drat, it's Taylor Swift again!
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 167	Posted - 2012.11.04 19:05:00 - [52] - Quote You could at least try to pretend that you're not staring at my chest.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 168	Posted - 2012.11.04 19:12:00 - [53] - Quote @Aerethir Maybe going for a score on the first date was a screw up. Dang, does she think I'm a perv?
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 180	Posted - 2012.11.07 19:09:00 - [54] - Quote "My usual head shave, please. And could you clean the gunk off of the base of my head spikes? Trying to do that in the mirror drives me nuts!"
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 193	Posted - 2012.11.13 19:41:00 - [55] - Quote Heh, this low cut blouse is the perfect bait.... Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 200	Posted - 2012.11.16 18:17:00 - [56] - Quote I am a princess, a princess, a pretty pretty princess! Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 206	Posted - 2012.11.16 23:16:00 - [57] - Quote Prepare for trouble! Make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Team Jesuis, blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Khergit Deserters Gallente Federation 207	Posted - 2012.11.19 20:58:00 - [58] - Quote Oh noes! I've been hit by the phantom bra dematerializer too! Kid:-á I wish we had time to bury them fellas. Josey Wales:-á To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
Khergit Deserters 227	Posted - 2012.11.28 17:18:00 - [59] - Quote "Sake nome nome nome naraba Hi no moto ichi no kono yari wo..." Geisha song: check. Geisha makeup: check. Now just for the kimono and the bouffant hairdo.... You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 227	Posted - 2012.11.28 19:54:00 - [60] - Quote Nobody knows that I write syrupy ballads on my Casio at home. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 230	Posted - 2012.11.30 18:11:00 - [61] - Quote Come on little fly, come on.... There's a perfect landing strip for you on my head. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 232	Posted - 2012.12.04 18:11:00 - [62] - Quote ::Looking in mirror:: You handsome devil you. And now, to practice some of my karaoke chops and moves.... You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 234	Posted - 2012.12.05 18:37:00 - [63] - Quote I wish the bra bug would happen in RL too.... You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 241	Posted - 2012.12.07 20:32:00 - [64] - Quote Uh huh. Try it and see if I don't slap that ugly right off of your face. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 245	Posted - 2012.12.10 16:52:00 - [65] - Quote [Graygor] Very few people can look good with a semi-pompadour. It's a good thing I'm one of them. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 249	Posted - 2012.12.11 18:42:00 - [66] - Quote Heh heh, the perfect disguise, just shades and a smile. Nobody can pin a thing on you. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 251	Posted - 2012.12.11 22:36:00 - [67] - Quote [Charlepetit] ::Imagining a mental picture of his favorite primary school teacher, naked:: You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 259	Posted - 2012.12.13 21:46:00 - [68] - Quote "Listen, I'm trying to be reasonable here... ::to self:: [despite the fact that you are all full-onlunatics.]" You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 259	Posted - 2012.12.14 16:43:00 - [69] - Quote [Calico-Jack Daniels] Gawd, now I know why Graygor wore those wrap-around shades! How can I give him a hint that he should put them back on? You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 273	Posted - 2012.12.19 19:59:00 - [70] - Quote What, me worry? You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 277	Posted - 2012.12.20 17:35:00 - [71] - Quote Maybe I should try one of those tanning booth things.... You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 281	Posted - 2012.12.21 22:59:00 - [72] - Quote Ima bust sumpin up right now. You live and learn.-á At any rate, you live.-á -Douglas Adams
Khergit Deserters 507	Posted - 2012.12.26 16:46:00 - [73] - Quote Christmas is over. Here comes New Years. 'The difference between you and me is, I know I'm crazy.'-á -The late Jack H.-- old Texas guy, professional fish poacher, wise man
Khergit Deserters 626	Posted - 2013.01.08 18:55:00 - [74] - Quote This is weird. Don't I have even one chest hair? If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 627	Posted - 2013.01.08 22:40:00 - [75] - Quote Eurydia Vespasian wrote: this new hairstyle brings dishonor to the village. but i must blend in with the gai-jin if i am to learn their ways and defeat them. This is no gaijin hairstyle! It was invented in glorious Japan during the early Heian Period. And then copied by disrespectful imposters like Devo! @Charlepetit Ah, I feel so good. This foot massager I got for Christmas is great! Who could have thought of such an a clever invention? Ah, it was made in glorious Japan! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 627	Posted - 2013.01.08 22:48:00 - [76] - Quote Forum interface fail. Please disregard. I go now. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 629	Posted - 2013.01.10 15:42:00 - [77] - Quote Damn, crashed and burned again.... I guess I'll never be any good at the singles bar thing. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 632	Posted - 2013.01.10 19:58:00 - [78] - Quote Hell if I'm getting back in that pod goo. You ever try to wash that stuff out of dreads? If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 635	Posted - 2013.01.11 16:26:00 - [79] - Quote OK, I've achieved the blanking the mind part of spiritual meditation. What's next? If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 638	Posted - 2013.01.11 21:01:00 - [80] - Quote Chad may have given us the same cut, but at least I didn't have him dye mine orange! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 639	Posted - 2013.01.11 23:11:00 - [81] - Quote Aarrgh! Rwaarr! Hate... fire! Hate peasants with torches! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 643	Posted - 2013.01.16 19:25:00 - [82] - Quote What do you mean, I'm looking down? I'm not looking down. Bloodshot eyes? Oh, uh... it's allergies. I have allergies real bad. I smell like smoke? Well I, uh, I was cooking and I... I burned the spinach! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 644	Posted - 2013.01.17 20:17:00 - [83] - Quote There's a tunnel of light behind me? I'm dead? Bah, I'm too depressed to be bothered with that. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 647	Posted - 2013.01.18 15:50:00 - [84] - Quote I wish these people would just let me have my coffee first before they start showing up with their problems. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 656	Posted - 2013.01.21 20:14:00 - [85] - Quote Ah, just two more day until my Pokemon Battle Stadium set arrives...! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 661	Posted - 2013.01.22 22:47:00 - [86] - Quote [Kalazar] No, I don't look like Waylon Jennings. Waylon Jennings looks like me. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 683	Posted - 2013.02.04 21:17:00 - [87] - Quote Oh man, that dog's cleaning up its privates. Wish I hadn't seen that.... If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 691	Posted - 2013.02.08 17:17:00 - [88] - Quote Hey, I still have a body part down there with no tattoos or piercings. Hmm.... If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 704	Posted - 2013.02.18 19:26:00 - [89] - Quote "That when I told all of them, 'It's not me that needs meds. It's you. All of you.'" If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 707	Posted - 2013.02.19 18:49:00 - [90] - Quote You say jubblies to me... I kill you. You say hooters, tatas, mammies, big mamas, anything... I kill you. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 714	Posted - 2013.02.20 19:11:00 - [91] - Quote OMG, look at those shoes. She's obviously doesn't come from good breeding. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 716	Posted - 2013.02.21 20:44:00 - [92] - Quote Hang on a sec. I'm about to get my best score ever in Angry Birds. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 745	Posted - 2013.02.28 19:33:00 - [93] - Quote Oh man. I leave the dog, the cat, and the kid alone for 10 minutes, and look what happens to the carpet. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 751	Posted - 2013.03.01 15:31:00 - [94] - Quote Fredfredbug4 wrote: I can't believe I spilled the popcorn again. I'd go back to the refreshment center to get more but I'll be damned if I miss one minute of Quafe Man @Graygor. I don't watch Quafe Man. I am Quafe Man! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 771	Posted - 2013.03.04 21:20:00 - [95] - Quote @Eurydia 'Oh no, Khergit's going to try to say something funny again. OK, let's hear it, go ahead and knock yourself out....' If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 771	Posted - 2013.03.04 22:15:00 - [96] - Quote 'Why are you looking at the tips of my braids?' If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 777	Posted - 2013.03.05 15:20:00 - [97] - Quote 'The light! Somebody turn off the light! Arrgh! Must get back to my coffin before I burst into flames!' If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 780	Posted - 2013.03.07 20:46:00 - [98] - Quote You're not impressed that I completed Rescue the Damsel Level 2? If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 780	Posted - 2013.03.07 23:02:00 - [99] - Quote "Oh no. I think the gravity generator just went out here in the space toilet." If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 781	Posted - 2013.03.08 18:33:00 - [100] - Quote Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Khergit Deserters 788	Posted - 2013.03.12 14:18:00 - [101] - Quote When's dinner going to be ready?
Khergit Deserters 789	Posted - 2013.03.13 19:03:00 - [102] - Quote The great thing about wearing shades-- nobody knows which way you're really looking. Eyes left, hooo-wee, check out that booty!
Khergit Deserters 817	Posted - 2013.03.25 15:27:00 - [103] - Quote "I should get in my spaceship and make some ISK. But my horoscope said to not to embark on any new ventures today. Maybe I'll just go eat some McNuggets instead."
Khergit Deserters 828	Posted - 2013.03.25 19:27:00 - [104] - Quote See some fries there. Think I'll stealth some.
Khergit Deserters 835	Posted - 2013.03.26 17:56:00 - [105] - Quote Who put raisins in my oatmeal? My whole life, spent picking nasty raisins out of my food.... ::sigh::
Khergit Deserters 857	Posted - 2013.03.29 19:05:00 - [106] - Quote I have a funny feeling that lightning is about to strike me.
Khergit Deserters 872	Posted - 2013.04.01 18:47:00 - [107] - Quote Behold! I am no longer a Floating Corpse!
Khergit Deserters 903	Posted - 2013.04.05 17:55:00 - [108] - Quote Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Well, go ahead hate me, I don't care.
Khergit Deserters 907	Posted - 2013.04.05 21:09:00 - [109] - Quote Graygor wrote: Upon being faced with Kansas City BBQ This looks like BBQ. But the only BBQ is Texas BBQ. What is this Kansas City "BBQ" you speak of? I pretty much just eat regular food, don't know much about foreign food. @Eda Egads, that's the most hideous aloha shirt I've ever seen.
Khergit Deserters 915	Posted - 2013.04.09 18:14:00 - [110] - Quote You're dead, cockroach. As soon as my monocle beam reaches full charge.
Khergit Deserters 920	Posted - 2013.04.10 14:50:00 - [111] - Quote OMG, it looks like the Pleiadian ships are finally landing!
Khergit Deserters 928	Posted - 2013.04.11 18:19:00 - [112] - Quote Well yes, this top would defy the laws of physics. If it were made of fabric and not nanite repair paste.
Khergit Deserters 932	Posted - 2013.04.15 17:38:00 - [113] - Quote I am not only a Blood Raider, I'm a Blood Raider with decorative Sansha mods.
Khergit Deserters 943	Posted - 2013.04.18 14:25:00 - [114] - Quote Nice guy RvB community contributor Mangala Solaris for CSM! (You may or may not be actually thinking that Random....)
Khergit Deserters 944	Posted - 2013.04.18 16:18:00 - [115] - Quote Hey, I heard that "grungly long-haired hippy" remark over there.
Khergit Deserters 955	Posted - 2013.04.22 17:42:00 - [116] - Quote "Stop calling me Space Putin! Don't you guys have anything original to say?"
Khergit Deserters 997	Posted - 2013.05.02 21:45:00 - [117] - Quote Yeah, I'm Captain Picard's brother. That little runt wiener. It was always "Oh, look what Jean-Luc did!" and "We're so proud of Jean-Luc! and "Kytayn, why can't you be more like your brother?" Well he's still a little punk wiener, and I can still take him out any time.
Khergit Deserters 1017	Posted - 2013.05.07 14:34:00 - [118] - Quote I need to find a restroom, like really, really quick.
Khergit Deserters 1041	Posted - 2013.05.10 14:54:00 - [119] - Quote This bouncer job is getting boring. I thought there'd be some good head-bustin', but all I do is check IDs, check IDs, check more IDs....
Khergit Deserters 1047	Posted - 2013.05.10 20:39:00 - [120] - Quote I've had enough of this cold to lukewarm, healthy Japanese veggie and noodly food. I'm ready for a few pounds of unhealthy steak, pork chops, sausages, and bacon. Soaked in oily gravy!
Khergit Deserters 1061	Posted - 2013.05.13 16:49:00 - [121] - Quote "It's not a Communist red star. It's a Heineken red star. OK?"
Khergit Deserters 1123	Posted - 2013.05.21 16:28:00 - [122] - Quote Hmm, I spy a pizza over there. How can I manage to get some?
Khergit Deserters 1127	Posted - 2013.05.21 22:01:00 - [123] - Quote I'd better put some sunscreen on my head. Don't want to get ugly liver spots from that supernova.
Khergit Deserters 1153	Posted - 2013.05.30 21:44:00 - [124] - Quote This is my Drunk Monkey fighting stance. Come on, throw a punch at me. No, really. Come on, try to hit me. Come on, just do it, I promise I won't hurt you. Throw a punch at me. Come on man, don't be a wuss, try to hit me.
Khergit Deserters 1167	Posted - 2013.06.03 15:31:00 - [125] - Quote No way. You can beg all you want, but I'm not coming to your stupid toga party.
Khergit Deserters 1190	Posted - 2013.06.11 19:10:00 - [126] - Quote "Which one of you called me a mining, carebearing, dweeb? Was it you? Huh? Or you?"
Khergit Deserters 1191	Posted - 2013.06.11 20:37:00 - [127] - Quote "OK everybody, put your shoulder up-- *left! Put your shoulder up--right! Aaaaaannndd... clap your hands*! ::clap clap clap:: Noowwww... spin around! You're doing it girls, keep breathing! In! Out! In! Out!"
Khergit Deserters 1206	Posted - 2013.06.14 14:31:00 - [128] - Quote That's so... sad. It's sadder than when Maa died in "Babe." But... I'm... not... going to... cry.
Khergit Deserters 1213	Posted - 2013.06.17 16:51:00 - [129] - Quote I need a new clone. I already messed this one all up.
Khergit Deserters 1223	Posted - 2013.06.19 13:47:00 - [130] - Quote I love these new hologram sideburns!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1243	Posted - 2013.06.24 16:59:00 - [131] - Quote Yes, it's me! The man you've been waiting for! And yes, I have brought the pizzas!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1268	Posted - 2013.07.02 21:06:00 - [132] - Quote I'm warming up my rocket pants, almost ready for BLAST OFF! Edit: Ninja'ed, was @ Uriel. @Hogarth Greetings Earthlings! I come in peace.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1367	Posted - 2013.07.22 16:58:00 - [133] - Quote Yeah, I got the joke. I just didn't think it was funny.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1389	Posted - 2013.07.24 15:43:00 - [134] - Quote ... Dang, I just completely lost my train of thought. What was about to do?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1406	Posted - 2013.07.29 16:32:00 - [135] - Quote Everybody thinks I'm looking straight at them. But I'm really checking out that booty to the left. Yowsah!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1417	Posted - 2013.07.31 17:24:00 - [136] - Quote I'm just waiting for a chance to use my new shoulder-tatted arm to put the hurt on somebody's head.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1417	Posted - 2013.07.31 19:23:00 - [137] - Quote "Why am I called Dead Eye? Because my eye's really dead. See? Take a look at it."
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1419	Posted - 2013.08.01 19:53:00 - [138] - Quote Bah, look at those kids over there having fun. Having a great little time, aren't they. Well, I'm here to put a stop to that.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1431	Posted - 2013.08.05 17:27:00 - [139] - Quote I am an angel of the Lord. And also an Eagle Scout.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1437	Posted - 2013.08.06 21:00:00 - [140] - Quote "Come by around 7:00 for hors d'oeuvres and a cocktail, dahling."
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1492	Posted - 2013.08.12 18:23:00 - [141] - Quote What was that sound? A pizza delivery at the door? I'd better go investigate.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1531	Posted - 2013.08.21 20:10:00 - [142] - Quote Too bad Baywatch isn't on anymore. I could have been on it, easy.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1562	Posted - 2013.08.26 22:09:00 - [143] - Quote "No, I don't look like Captain Sternn. Captain Sternn looks like me."
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1591	Posted - 2013.09.05 16:36:00 - [144] - Quote Whew, that's some powerful garlic breath! I'll have to take breaths from the side during this conversation.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1593	Posted - 2013.09.05 22:11:00 - [145] - Quote Captain Spaceflogger wrote: This modern art is crap. But my date loves it, and if I want to get lucky tonight, I need to look interested. Sigh. [LOL! Scenes from real life... ] Now let me get this straight, son. You can't stand up straight because you're feeling sick with the flu. And you smell like whiskey because somebody threw a bottle of a car and it splashed on you. Uh huh.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1602	Posted - 2013.09.10 14:50:00 - [146] - Quote Whut the...? Is that... dog poop?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1605	Posted - 2013.09.10 20:54:00 - [147] - Quote Turn off that pop music crap and put on some MEH-TAL!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1629	Posted - 2013.09.16 17:21:00 - [148] - Quote How can I get a peek into the ladies' showers over there? There's a way-- and I'm going to find it!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1696	Posted - 2013.09.26 13:55:00 - [149] - Quote ::humming happy Bauhaus song to self:: The bats have left the bell tower / The victims have been bled / Red velvet lines the black box / Bela lugosi's dead / Undead undead undead
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1696	Posted - 2013.09.26 18:11:00 - [150] - Quote I'm going to watch the Mr. Fabulous (Customizable) Variety Show!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1726	Posted - 2013.10.03 16:32:00 - [151] - Quote Hmm, should I take off the jacket to show off my sleeve tattoos?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1726	Posted - 2013.10.03 20:05:00 - [152] - Quote Was she trying to be funny, or do I have to whup her butt?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1755	Posted - 2013.10.10 17:29:00 - [153] - Quote I am so suing that jerk who sold me those eyeglasses with a handle
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1779	Posted - 2013.10.15 16:47:00 - [154] - Quote ::sigh:: I have the smallest and most realistic bustline of all capsuleers. ::sigh::
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1791	Posted - 2013.10.16 15:10:00 - [155] - Quote Damn, those are some ugly neon green Nikes.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1792	Posted - 2013.10.16 17:48:00 - [156] - Quote Next time I want my horse meat cooked. Actually very well done would be good.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1804	Posted - 2013.10.22 20:51:00 - [157] - Quote I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! He had the eye of a vulture GÇôa pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold; and so by degrees GÇô very gradually GÇôI made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and thus rid myself of the eye forever. "Man, I want an eye just like that one!"
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1812	Posted - 2013.10.24 15:20:00 - [158] - Quote Psshaw, Tengu, Nightmare, whatever. I can fly a Cessna 172!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1856	Posted - 2013.11.04 19:51:00 - [159] - Quote "Well, actually it was put out by a flying champagne cork...."
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1902	Posted - 2013.11.13 18:46:00 - [160] - Quote Why does everybody keep recommending that I have a makeover?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1916	Posted - 2013.11.14 22:36:00 - [161] - Quote Where's that sunscreen? I will not get any liver spots on this head!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1918	Posted - 2013.11.15 20:53:00 - [162] - Quote "Whadda ya mean, what am I looking at? Whadda you looking at? Huh? Huh?"
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1920	Posted - 2013.11.18 14:44:00 - [163] - Quote I wonder why human females are the only mammals with large breasts? Chimps and bonobos small nipples for nursing their babies, and they work just fine.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1930	Posted - 2013.11.19 17:54:00 - [164] - Quote I wonder if walking on this weird alien beach is giving me a tan. If so, what color will it be?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1933	Posted - 2013.11.21 22:58:00 - [165] - Quote Got my chicks cruising jacket, got my shades, got sex pheromone cologne on. Dammit NEX store, when we going to get some gold chains?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1933	Posted - 2013.11.22 19:12:00 - [166] - Quote Wow, that Dr. Fred Palmer Skin Whitener Tone and Bleach Cream worked great on my forehead! No allergic reaction, either.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1933	Posted - 2013.11.25 17:31:00 - [167] - Quote I just read through three pages of the Rubbish Jokes thread. So bad, I'm almost embarrassed for those people.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1936	Posted - 2013.11.26 15:00:00 - [168] - Quote I love this robot arm. I've already tightened all the screws around the house and driven some nails to hang pictures. Next up-- robot arm shreds like Yngwie!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1938	Posted - 2013.11.26 20:33:00 - [169] - Quote Oh the Sky The sky has stars You are a star In my sky you are Please don't go baby And twinkle Away from me Baby baby baby You are bright Like a 60 watt light bulb Incandescent
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1975	Posted - 2013.12.05 17:56:00 - [170] - Quote "Don't worry, I'm a pro," he said. " I've done lots of tattoos around eyes, it's perfectly safe," he said....
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1981	Posted - 2013.12.06 17:46:00 - [171] - Quote Global warming-- bring it on, we don't mind here!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 1997	Posted - 2013.12.09 15:08:00 - [172] - Quote What is this? The menu said it was a "hearty" breakfast. You call that hearty? Bring me three more eggs and six more strips of bacon. And some potatoes!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2002	Posted - 2013.12.10 22:00:00 - [173] - Quote Oh no, that guy came out of the rest room with paper stuck to his shoe. I wonder if I should tell him.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2030	Posted - 2013.12.16 21:12:00 - [174] - Quote I liked Princess Mononoke, but I still think Tonari no Totoro was better.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2030	Posted - 2013.12.16 22:46:00 - [175] - Quote Random McNally wrote: Just 33 more days and I can fly one of these. http://www.mysticmamma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/MERKABA-PRISMofTHREADS.jpeg Ha ha! Please, don't put a strain on my incontinence problem. [Random McNally] If I took as long to do things as some people do, I wouldn't have a job. Or any isk.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2033	Posted - 2013.12.17 23:08:00 - [176] - Quote "Which one of you creeps did that wolf whistle?"
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2049	Posted - 2013.12.19 17:01:00 - [177] - Quote Kim what's-his-name in North Korea has nothing on the Canucks.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2050	Posted - 2013.12.19 20:34:00 - [178] - Quote Oh man I wish I hadn't eaten all of that lobster, crab, and melted butter. And then that cheesecake. Ooo-uuuurghhhh....
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2054	Posted - 2013.12.20 15:18:00 - [179] - Quote I think that's a cheese and sausages sampler for me under the Christmas tree. I'm pretty sure. It's the right weight, and it sounds about right when you shake it....
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2587	Posted - 2014.01.08 22:35:00 - [180] - Quote I sure am glad they make a women's version of Khergit Deserters's jacket!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2591	Posted - 2014.01.10 19:38:00 - [181] - Quote Alright, I'm going to do it. I'm going to walk right over and ask that girl if she'd like to dance. OK, here I go. Oh wait, now she's talking to her friend, now's not a good time. As soon as they stop talking, I'm going over....
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2591	Posted - 2014.01.13 15:50:00 - [182] - Quote Woo, that was a cold gust of wind! Maybe I'd better put some pants on.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2657	Posted - 2014.01.22 15:48:00 - [183] - Quote Dammit, onion and mayo on my burger again. Humans can build pyramids and cathedrals, but they can't get a fast food order right....
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2681	Posted - 2014.01.27 22:40:00 - [184] - Quote "Yes ma'am. No ma'am. I understand, ma'am." (I am so going to put something foul in your coffee when you're not looking).
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2714	Posted - 2014.02.06 22:20:00 - [185] - Quote "oh, I've got a song in my heart, yeah makes me wanna dance with you I've got a song in my heart for you Tururututu..."
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2810	Posted - 2014.02.24 18:38:00 - [186] - Quote Those damn Vikings and their little limited-scale Ragnarok! (Sorry to hear about your recording problems, Random.... )
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2827	Posted - 2014.03.03 16:27:00 - [187] - Quote When's the character creator going to let me have a real mountain man beard?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2844	Posted - 2014.03.07 15:46:00 - [188] - Quote It's been a long time since anybody commented about the red stripe on my head.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2869	Posted - 2014.03.13 14:40:00 - [189] - Quote Puddintame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2889	Posted - 2014.03.18 14:38:00 - [190] - Quote My face sure feels weird without a beard. Hey, that's sort of a poem!
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2904	Posted - 2014.03.21 17:35:00 - [191] - Quote "Don't make me draw these two blasters. Both of my trigger fingers are terrible itchy today."
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2914	Posted - 2014.03.24 18:36:00 - [192] - Quote I can stuff more angst-filled French film character into my character than anyone else.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2914	Posted - 2014.03.24 21:40:00 - [193] - Quote 'I said, "Put your hands on your hips!" Not "Simon says put your hands on your hips!" OK, let's try it again....'
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2916	Posted - 2014.03.25 17:21:00 - [194] - Quote These Japanese girls are starting to look better all the time. I'd better watch myself.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2922	Posted - 2014.03.26 14:36:00 - [195] - Quote Do I smell... free pizza?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2938	Posted - 2014.03.27 20:15:00 - [196] - Quote "I am not amused! You better get over here right now, mister. Joshua, I'm going to count to 10 and you better be over here before I'm done. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... Joshua, you get over here right now! I'm not joking around!"
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2948	Posted - 2014.03.28 21:36:00 - [197] - Quote I am possibly the most realistically homely avatar in New Eden.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2956	Posted - 2014.03.31 18:40:00 - [198] - Quote I think it's working! Yes, it is, it is! I'm about to... *levitate!*
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2969	Posted - 2014.04.01 16:30:00 - [199] - Quote Why can't these guys ever get my order right? They put that nasty special sauce on my burger-- again.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 2974	Posted - 2014.04.02 18:55:00 - [200] - Quote "This new clone seems a little... twitchy."
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3004	Posted - 2014.04.04 21:37:00 - [201] - Quote Why are they looking at me that way? Is there something stuck in my lip ring?
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3013	Posted - 2014.04.08 21:43:00 - [202] - Quote Damn! I have never, ever seen shoes as ugly as those before.
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3124	Posted - 2014.04.30 01:30:00 - [203] - Quote Spring is here! It is finally here! Dammit, where'd spring go? "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3201	Posted - 2014.05.27 16:27:00 - [204] - Quote Oh damn. Mom's using my PC today, and I completely forgot to clear my browsing history.... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3202	Posted - 2014.05.27 18:36:00 - [205] - Quote You horny, sleazy Roppongi gaijin have pushed me too far this time. Prepare to face the power of-- Mr. Fabulous! "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3203	Posted - 2014.05.27 20:16:00 - [206] - Quote Mom is going to be so proud when she gets this birthday portrait of me. I look so much healthier than I did on my last birthday. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3213	Posted - 2014.05.29 21:54:00 - [207] - Quote Damn! This is the hotel room I'm paying 100,000 ISK per night for? "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3230	Posted - 2014.06.05 18:08:00 - [208] - Quote "I know these clothes and the lighting make my head look huge, OK? The 'bobble head' joke is getting old, alright?" "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3239	Posted - 2014.06.07 22:02:00 - [209] - Quote I'm so tired of everybody in here talking about breasts. Breasts, breasts, breasts-- that's so two dimensional. OK, three dimensional in my case, but still.... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3241	Posted - 2014.06.09 23:05:00 - [210] - Quote How do you like my new dress-up-and-go-to-town suit? It's going to knock the ladies dead, I'm telling you. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3254	Posted - 2014.06.12 18:43:00 - [211] - Quote Go on, keep it up. See if I don't smack you up side the head. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3318	Posted - 2014.06.26 19:47:00 - [212] - Quote Which one of you felt up my butt? Huh? It was you McNally, wasn't it? Don't try to hide behind those shades! "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3346	Posted - 2014.07.08 16:49:00 - [213] - Quote Oh man, I wish I hadn't seen that... Why don't these x-ray glasses have an on/off function? "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3414	Posted - 2014.07.29 21:12:00 - [214] - Quote Hers are as big as mine. Maybe even bigger. "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3427	Posted - 2014.07.31 17:20:00 - [215] - Quote I sure would like a big juicy hamburger. No I shouldn't, I'm trying to keep my girlish figure. Oh what the hell, one hamburger can't hurt. No wait, I should resist the temptation.... Oh, what the hell, I'm going to! No, wait.... "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3468	Posted - 2014.08.11 23:59:00 - [216] - Quote I'm going to Disney World! "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3523	Posted - 2014.09.05 02:49:00 - [217] - Quote The square root of 2 is.... hang on. Hold it.... Hold it.... Nailed you, got it! "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)
Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels 3543	Posted - 2014.09.18 00:22:00 - [218] - Quote I had great time in those bush towns in Alaska. Everybody thought I was so haaawt! "Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?"-á -The Sex Pistols (2006)

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